1990 was 23 years ago
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
Don’t force your beliefs on me
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit
perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee
you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies crawl out
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”